“I heard the sourdough before I saw it. Ten out of ten.”
Tasha B.
Repeat listener
The Process
From flour to full volume.
01
Mill
Stone-ground at dawn, when the wheat is angriest.
02
Agitate
The dough is played hardcore at 90dB for 12 hours.
03
Bake
Fired until the crust develops opinions.
04
Deliver
To your door, still audibly warm.
Testimonials
The neighbours have complained
“The baguette snapped so loud my dog left the room. Perfect.”
Idris M.
Verified buyer
“Toast at volume 11 is a lifestyle. I don't use an alarm anymore.”
Wei L.
Subscriber
Questions
Frequently shouted questions
Legally, it is bread of above-average acoustic character. Replace this with your own nonsense.
Baked the same morning, dispatched still muttering. Replace with your delivery policy.
Yes — it screams just as loud, only politer on the stomach.
Any time. The bread will understand. Eventually.